Bernard Addington

I'm am a 68 year old man with a raging hate for religionists. I am hip with the cool kids and love time with my ol' ball n chain. Screw god you twat

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My pubes are longer then my beard hairs. Anyone know what I can dee to fix it. Should I stop using oil lubricant?

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Someone kill me already

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Fuck me.

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Apparently my grandson is fucking some fundamentalist Christian. I told him that Chris better make up in the bed department then the religious one.

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I swear if I have to deal with my wifes gonorreah for one more day I'm going to shit on the floor myself and have her do what women were made to do: cleaning and making me a sandwich

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@NHSuk I swear on my great great grandma's butt plug that covid is fake uwu owo💯💫

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@AmandaJekka @billy79773064 @LalaurieRuth @RachelOniel123 Aye lass. Get hammered and order some fish n chips down the locals

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#godisoverparty

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@AmandaJekka @RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth Sure looks like one with the state of that street. What wage do you earn. Minimum? Pfthahahahh

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Should I make a road trip up to fucking. Hear the community is nice up there. Catholics tho. Might have to set them all in their place

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@RachelOniel123 @AmandaJekka @LalaurieRuth The only devil I see is my wife and she's mad at @AmandaJekka for leading us to that junkyard

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@RachelOniel123 @AmandaJekka @LalaurieRuth Believing in God is worse then laying a log in the pool

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Anyone got any strippers that can come round, I'm horny and my wife and I aren't please @AmandaJekka brought us to a fucking junkyard. Unless she live in a bin the poor rat

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My fucking wife just did the wap. She's 60 and I'm proud. #hipwiththekids

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@AmandaJekka @RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth Jesus. Fkin hell fat druggie with the desire to run a drug business. Pft not in 30ad hun hahaha religious twat

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@RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth @AmandaJekka The earth is as round as my left testicle bitch. Don't get me wrong next time or I'll bring up your Katie again

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@AmandaJekka @RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth Who u callin a druggie

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@RachelOniel123 @AmandaJekka @LalaurieRuth Shame. Period

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@RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth @AmandaJekka Who need vision when you have hands am I right 😏😉

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@RachelOniel123 @LalaurieRuth @AmandaJekka I wouldn't come near you within a square mile if I saw you at a bar honey. Sort yer hair out and use a mirror correctly then I might think about it