貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes)

二千萬粒的蕃薯子，不倘靜靜不出聲，
勇敢叫出母親的名！
台灣啊~台灣啊~你是母親的名！
Taiwan is my motherland!

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@tw111111111111 Mranwhile in 家長導師群組

XXX媽媽：王者基多拉爸爸請收私訊！

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@Salesmk3 其實馬的第二任期就有國民黨女性民代候選人用類似的粉色，會出現這種顏色代表地方派系對自己的輿情分析沒信心了

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@nakofanMK2 台譯片名真的很有創意

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

機翻碰上不按牌理出牌的英文片名台譯馬上出現障礙

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@truth19890604 @GraceH73804547 這是要人來立投名狀，連神豬選台北市長時他老母也開了一個餐會要一些國民黨大咖級的表現出誠意
（事後一堆人幹譙）

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@evenacat “The Rock”是電影片名也是擂台名（藝名），只是作為藝名時台譯習慣把他的姓 Johnson加上去

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

發病，死定了！

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

A stray animal scratches you. Weeks later, you get a fever and an intense fear of drinking water. What is your survival chance?

​A) 99% with antibiotics
B) 50% in the ICU
C) 10% with a transfusion
D) 0%

Bonus: Why fear water?

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

判這麼輕還能易科罰金，難怪公務員保密義務一直被當成笑話看待
https://t.co/qOlvSf4iOE

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@evenacat 這個機翻也很有趣，我看到第三段才反應出來是哪一部電影

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@ansilc2

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

<<巨石強森>>😜

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Celebrating its 30th Anniversary...

Who can name this movie 🎬

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

少了條紋顏色，完全認不出來是隻浣熊 😲

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Rare albino raccoon spotted among its family

This exceptionally rare albino raccoon was photographed alongside normally colored raccoons. Albinism is a genetic condition that causes a lack of pigment, giving the animal its striking white fur and pink eyes

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

當女巫找不到掃把可以騎時....

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

從沒想過灘頭需要這種東西才能讓輪車上陸

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A Bedford RL ‘Bobbin’ truck from the 1950s lays a roadway mat on soft sand, making impossible beach landings smooth and fast.

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

9mm para的槍管長度極限大概16吋（發射藥完全燒完），再延長槍管只是對子彈造成額外的摩擦阻力，沒有加速效果

[Guns Fanatics @GunsFanatics]

Caption this
🎬 @capegunworks

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@NOTonlywater @Neins_paul 以前日本的香蕉也是很貴，創造了台灣香蕉產銷的榮景，直到台灣香蕉被更便宜的南美跟菲律賓香蕉打爆了

[硅基摸鱼指南 @lengxiaohua]

王牌大贱谍迈克.迈尔斯穿苏格兰裙深情告 白肖恩，康纳利。致辞风趣幽默。有礼有节。含蓄又张扬了个人独特的魅力。真的非常棒。值得所有致辞编辑学习📷📷📷 不过他小拇指没伸出来，放到嘴边我都觉得哪里不太对？📷

[NIW Industries @NIWIndustries]

🔫 Rule #1 🎧

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

@Mise_ad2301 @Nicole_NotNico 他就是在蹭副市長位置啊！從太陽花開始就是蹭跟己願他力

[貢西狼 (A chaotic time calls underground heroes) @BernardoLin3]

永遠記得離金手指遠的一點
（攝影師還活著吧？）

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Jesus Christ!

He needs to sell each and everyone of his firearms!

This is embarrassing.