Sträfling626

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[Sträfling626 @BerndLieb_]

KÄPTN PENG & DIE TENTAKEL VON DELPHI - Gelernt https://t.co/OxOe3Rdmw4 via @YouTube

[rio 🪲I follow back @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Ford worker was fired after being accused of stealing a cookie, only for the company to later confirm he had paid for it

The employee declined an offer to return after losing his job of 11 years

[Very AFK @Cromwelp]

You can't not love this.

[Rick Garrido @RickGPunkt]

DAS IST DER FUCKING MEDIAN.
Der Reichtum Deutschlands liegt in so wenigen Händen, das es im Median nicht auftaucht.

Weil weil Kapitalgewinne und vermögen weniger besteuern als Einkommen, die Steuerlast nach oben schieben könnte den dafür sorgen, das der Median wächst.

[Cohh Carnage @CohhCarnage]

I'm tired, boss.

[C00laise approves u tattooing my Rise icons :D @coolaise21]

I have absolutely no clue what i'm looking at, and it's ethereal

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Reminder that the creator said there are NO FEMALE minions

[MasterOfPasta @_MasterOfPasta]

Chuck was 100% justified here because they don’t have any vehicles on the island. They invented stop signs and speeding tickets to specifically penalize him

[tuna mayo @eskabeche_]

director: for this scene i want to have 10 360 shots
animators: are u deadass

[ankamotzhorn @AngelikaHoerner]

Also ich glaube ja, dass diese Krankmeldung ab 1. Tag nur ein Trick ist, damit sich alle darüber aufregen und nicht mitbekommen, was sonst noch alles beschlossen wurde. Hat wohl geklappt.

[lucy 💫 @starg1rllucy]

the italian flag actually has origins tracing back to- *loud ass train drives by* and that's how they designed the flag they have today!

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Japan plans on launching a program for foreign residents that includes learning Japanese and the “rules and manners of daily life”

The aim is to teach foreigners to integrate into Japanese society

[HighKwollity @lowercosts]

Hat das wirklich jeder verstanden, was hier passiert???⬇️

Ich hab nicht den Eindruck

Die Regierung will sich einen PERMANENTEN Freifahrtsschein ausstellen, der Korruption und alle anderen krummen Machenschaften praktisch unantastbar macht

Hat das WIRKLICH JEDER gecheckt?!

[Benji @BenjiGameDev]

https://t.co/fk1BLUmm9o Here is the link!

[Benji @BenjiGameDev]

Am I taking crazy pills?? The announcement of Temple Maker 64 went mega viral last year - 17k likes and tons of engagement. The Kickstarter is now entering its final hours with 400 backers and risks not being funded. How even.

Let's get this over the finish line shall we.

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

SpongeBob really is one of the greatest fictional representations of real life that’s ever existed

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

owning the libs by spiking your power bill

[QG Jenna 🖤 @QuiGonJenna]

Star Wars isn’t science-fiction, though; it’s science-fantasy. Two completely separate genres that just happen to share a few aesthetic details.

This is like saying The Last Duel is a better “medieval” movie than Lord of the Rings just because both films feature sword-fighting.

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

The rotoscoped orcs are so good omg

[GO GREEN @ECOWARRIORSS]

Every city needs to do this asap
As cities become hotter and hotter and unbearable
Trees are the real air conditioning systems that cool cities down without any of the negative costs of AC