Peter Brand Berner

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

What a joke that was #ufc

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

If the angels have a home game on a Sunday afternoon…

Moneyline 🥷.

On another note, lick my taint Arte you’re a fucking idiot. @Angels #halos #angels #selltheteam #fuckarte

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Listening to low rider with the windows down on Saturday morning is ripping dude

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

I really wake up and piss excellence @mrdougquad

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Book your Michigan future now and thank me later. #michigan #NCAAB #marchmadness

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

After all this bullshit I walk into the gym and Ella Langley is playing. The entire week has been saved

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

🚨🚨HIDE YOUR WOMEN MY BRACKET IS RANKED 166K. IM COMING TO FUCK🚨🚨 #marchmadness #michigan #goblue

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle but she doesn’t so she’s not. Thanks

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

@mrdougquad fuck Canada

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Oh fuck I blacked out at the rib joint at lunch

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Let’s circle back to this

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Hahahaha fuck Canada

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Someone really woke up and clicked Purdue🤣

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Why did listening to chattahoochee make my buy a bag

[James T. Yoder @JamesYoder]

Ohio State tight end coach Keenan Bailey purposely throws his shoulder into Michigan freshman wide receiver Andrew Marsh in the tunnel moments ago

Disgusting behavior

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Ryan Day’s such a pussy #michigan #thegame

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Always knew Qdoba was better. Insane stuff right here. Beat Ohio again. #thegame #michigan #michiganfootball #ryanday

[〽️ichigan Mogul @michiganmogul]

The cowards at @ChipotleTweets deleted their tweet. At least stand by your decisions.

I will never eat Chipotle again. I expect Chipotles across the state to start closing up shop in the coming months, while Qdoba will experience an unprecedented boom in sales.

We love @qdoba!

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Book your Michigan future now and thank me later. #michigan #NCAAB #marchmadness

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Put the fries in the bag Jalen y’all are trash #eagles #eaglescowboys #generationalselljob

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Fuck Ohio #osuhateweek

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

Hey @CalFootball I don’t require nil money to go out there and drop balls for you guys! Just something to think about… #cal #calfootball #povertyprogram

[Peter Brand Berner @BernerBrand]

So thirsty I could drink these airport jungle juice