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//Hiya.

https://t.co/td9PJqWX4W

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@LewdxAura Bern doesn't wear pants. He wears coveralls.

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@HornyLionOn1 "Ain't much of a dater, really."

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Bern'll have to thank you all for such a gracious uprising in followings. He's old but he can bust out his keister from those boxers of his for a good time if you wish.

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Bern should do something today, but what?

Fix a car? Grill? Or maybe just nap like his usual.

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Bern is too sleepy to be his usual cute self, so help tuck him in.

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Funny to think people still like Bern when he barely talks and forgets people's names.

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Bern's booty

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When this is literally Bern but as a young lion boy-

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//Sources: https://t.co/ZR41R0BxKK
https://t.co/MOtzrZNOLy
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"ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ᴋɪᴅᴅᴏ!"
－Gay
－Ships w/ Chemistry
－18+ RP
－Story/Sex RP
－Character/Art not mine

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@DadRyujin //Oops, that was a thing not meant to happen.

Goddammit, Twitter.

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@Klein_Yeen Fine. Dust the cobwebs strong, why don't ya?

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Oh dear, big boys are noticing him.

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Bern needs to be gayer. It's the only way that you all will find him the cutest old dog you've ever seen.

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@CutesyRico "Oh, uh... I'm all good, kid. What's gotcha excited o'er li'l ole me?"

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People please, he can't handle having so many eyes on him.

He's had this blush on his face for the past two weeks because he thinks people stare at his provocative sleeping positions.

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@LeadsOnHisKnees "Pets are niiiiiice."

That was a yes, if it wasn't obvious. Bern's hands were like soft pillows thumping on goat man's head.

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Doggo requires your attention.

....

Now rub his belly.

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@Lewd_Dominaton Hot hands or not, they were hands that the old dog could enjoy.

So she best be enjoying his tail wagging, happy panting and elevating gut because this was probably the only time she'd get it out of him.