Bernhardt Louw @Bernhardt_Louw - Twitter Profile

over 12 years ago

"@lKeepItReaI: I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."@gerhardheyns

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over 12 years ago

"@ManlyAsshole: Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?"@wilmienkotze17

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almost 13 years ago

Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures.@wilmienkotze17

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almost 13 years ago

"@ManlyAsshole: Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."@wilmienkotze17

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almost 13 years ago

"@ManlyAsshole: Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"."@wilmienkotze17

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almost 13 years ago

@wilmienkotze17 Auw Winkie, ek mis jou ook! Dink ons moet n opvangsessie reel!

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almost 13 years ago

"@WhatTheFFacts: Women can lower their risk of heart disease, breast cancer, stroke and depression with frequent orgasms."@wilmienkotze17

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almost 13 years ago

"@TrulyFunnyPage: I'm not saying you're stupid. You just have bad luck when it comes to thinking."@wilmienkotze17

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about 13 years ago

"@itsBroStinson: you're a boob. just tittin. you're my breast friend."@wilmienkotze17

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Bernhardt Louw