Aunt: Eat the carbs! They are your friends
Me: no they are so bad for me
Aunt: Eat the carbs! They are your enemy and you must DESTROY them!
Me: yeah you are right, it’s all about reframing your expectations and attitude good call very astute
If anyone knows where to find Schweppe’s Black Cherry Sparkling Water let me know, I’ll buy a pallet of it. I hate it but my husband loves, and he’s a good man who doesn’t ask for much. Let me be his hero.
I'm located out of 2 offices. The desk in the open office I share with people: office supplies, folders, documents, looks real nice and neat. The desk in the office that belong to only me: filled with nothing but food.
Imagine Dragons is fine, they have lots of energy- I’m at a weirdly private show now, and it turns out I’ve heard 90% of their songs but I honestly didn’t realize they were different. I thought all of them are were the thunder song. #AmIOld#YesIAmOld
@ksheely That was my introduction to them, a lifetime ago. Now I’ve paid good money to see them in a couple of weeks. That was some foresight on some manager’s part!
An unfortunate side effect of incremental weight loss is the slight slipping of the pants, which results in Micheal Kors horror screech “the crotch in those pants is INSAAAANE” reverberating in my brain.