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Exit, stage left 💋

[usuário @citousuario]

na minha cartinha do papai noel esse ano eu vou pedir socorro

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Things seem unclear but we are moving 🥹

[Iremide @RxIremide]

“It’s not that deep” are you the one swimming?

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[lola @l0laxyz]

huge fan of my mom btw, she’s too beautiful

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Acabo de pagar la tarjeta de crédito, parece que en septiembre me creí jeque árabe.

[nisha 🤹🏻 @niishahaha]

my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i shoulda bought a house in 2015 instead of tryna HITTT THE QUANNN 💔

[PARTYNEXTDOOR @partynextdoor]

go play go play.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

LIFE WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER TO CHECK OUT WHO'S CHEWING WHAT.

[Precioustome 💎 @flowergyalxx]

~ I just need to be a big money babe, nothing too crazy.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

0 is not enough. i need the variance to be —

[KN @KabweNkunta]

You people complaining about summer know nothing. Cruising out to some remote water body with the gang. Shades on, hoochie-daddy shorts on, “Uzizwa Kanjan” on full blast, cold dranks rattling in the cooler box. A time.

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

Me calling Dangote when I'm bored because we need to talk about our refinery:

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[chimera⚕️ @nitrotheegod]

I like to laugh a lot. It’s not even about being happy. I like to giggle and laugh all of the fucking time. Can barely speak without a chuckle in there. Even when my world is falling apart, I just laugh. Laughing right now. Oh my god.

[࿐˚.⋆༺ @CHlLLBABY]

“but you the type of bitch only a mother could make when they daddy don’t stay” AND THAT’S HOW YOU CLEAR A LAME DUDE JHENÉ!

[Sofiaaaa @sofiaaa_Pc]

No todas podemos ser matcha girls, alguien tiene que dar la cara por el tequila

[metaphysician. @oneooneseven]

I’m always somewhere giggling