Bernie Anés Paz

Puerto Rican fantasy author, Mars Tech-priest, and devourer of (J)RPGs, novels, and coffee. ♨(⋆‿⋆)♨ Help, life didn't come with a manual!

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

A bunch of authors, including myself, are taking part in a sale for the benefit of Uvalde victims and their families. There are some outstanding books on sale and all proceeds go to a great cause! Details about the sale and the fund are in the link. https://t.co/b1nFOyfJeS

[Rob J. Hayes (Author of The God Eater Saga) @RoboftheHayes]

For people wondering where the July list of Self Published Fantasy Releases is... I'm running behind.
I've been a bit rushed with stuff this week after coming back off holiday, so I haven't got around to building the list yet.
It will be out this week though!

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@DavidC_author @byMorganWright Sssh, keep your options open just in case the robot uprising ever happens. For example, I always pad my searches and Google assistant questions with things that will at least get me on the maybe list.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@AshTudor888 My problem is that just being in front of more than 0 people counts as public speaking to me, even if no one is talking, hah.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@byMorganWright Well, Twitter COULD just add an edit button... but also, I don't sweat it. Casual writing and all... I doubt the master chef treats Saturday morning breakfast the same as a critic-filled night at work.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@john_bierce Yeah, me either. Used to know a guy who did underwater welding, would stay down there for I think two weeks at a time and live down there underwater throughout. Dunno, feel like five minutes in I'd accidentally get myself and everyone else killed. Or end up in real-life Bioshock.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@byMorganWright I don't know what the hell is going on with showers, but yeah, things just snap together in there for me too and I have no idea why. My roommates laugh about it all the time and suggest I just put my desk in there. Jokes about to be on them at this rate. :P

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@DanFitzWrites I don't see the problem, though I pretty much cook everything at 400 degrees, lol. Yes, everything. Come at me.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@john_bierce I feel ya. I sometimes spend too much time on Reddit, but I try not to let all the different streams become a deluge. Almost reminds me when I was working at a trauma center ER, because it's a funnel for all the bad things, extraordinary or otherwise, and it can be exhausting.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@AlixEHarrow Yeah, a lot of other things on that list too. Rent's ridiculous here and I still can't believe what gas is at.

[Travis M. Riddle @traviswanteat]

Book 2 in the Jekua series, my Pokemon inspired #progressionfantasy, is titled A FRACTURE IN THE QWISDEEP

Coming (kinda) soon to paperback, ebook, and Kindle Unlimited ~

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@reshamkarfa Well, life is kind of a flawed process and we slowly break down over time, so it'd be weird if they didn't. Though, I guess flawless humans are just stereotypical elves, though they tend to have cracks too.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@EVERYTHINGDICE These are so beautiful!

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@obiwanfucks @byMorganWright Almost reminds me of when Ahsoka calls out to Anakin and he hesitates, then goes for the killing blow, punctuating the fear that she had completely lost the master she loved so much, and that all that was left was Darth Vader.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@davidmcwriter As a kid, I used to roleplay on a fantasy forum by the name of Daeluin. If that counts, my character's adventures probably span several hundred thousand words... from servant of the god of life's player to custodian of a godslaying sword eventually wielded by my centaur aide.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@kayleigh_author I try not to think about it... but each was a great playground for iterating ideas and were fantastic for growing as a writer.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@byMorganWright Commence diplomatic relationships with the kingdom of toads and reestablish mutually agreed upon borders through friendly discourse?

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@byMorganWright Tough one... guess it depends on your relationship with them. I really hate this though, so I probably wouldn't stay friends with them long.

[Bernie Anés Paz @BernieAnesPaz]

@BrandSanderson Would be really interesting to see how a game you helped with turned out, honestly. Thought it was funny you were a wee bit upset about From Software partnering with Martin, and I kind of thought the same. Your work definitely has more in line with the fantasy RPG space than his.

[Rob J. Hayes (Author of The God Eater Saga) @RoboftheHayes]

#SPFBO brethren and sestren, link me your entries for this year. I'm collecting some new reading material. Feel free to include an elevator pitch.