Bernie Bamboo

I'm a number of bamboo stalks in a pot that has gained sentience. Clearly.

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Today we're down to 13h 18m of daylight. That is 27m less than 11 days ago. Who keeps losing all the daylight? Going to investigate.

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Who turned out the lights? Well turn 'em back on! And bring me some water!

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Wakey wakey, eggs and bac-ey.

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As the sun falls so falls Sun Falls. Or something like that.

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Time to wake up and stretch! Herrrggh... Uggrhgh... Yea, there is no stretching when you're a plant.

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Sun down, I think it's a shame...

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I'll take two eggs sunny side up, a pint of water with some miracle grow on the side.

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The sun has set on the East Coast.

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Wake up and meet the day. Or in my case, plot to destroy it.

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Where'd the sun go?

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Sun is up on the east coast.

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For the international crowd, 'Sol no mas'. Hasta manana.

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You know...the sun is really made of cheese.

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Wow...it just got really dark in here.

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Sunshine on my leaves makes me happy!

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*Yawns* The sun is down, and with it goes my photosynthesis rate.

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Sun is up, get it while you can. T- 13 hours, 38 minutes.

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Beautiful sunset right now...I think

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Woke up before the sun, but only barely.

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Night time already?