Bernie Madoff

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

It’s not the coke, it’s allergies.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

If I see an adult male wearing a Hellfire Club t-shirt I will beat them within an inch of their life like their parents should have.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

When I’m president abortion will be mandatory.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

@CryptoTitVags 🤝 @CryptoDickbutts

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

What’s the absolute worst breed of dog, and why is it husky’s?

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

*When asked about the allegations that government officials have been insider trading

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

“I’m not fucking the cat, I’m just the one holding the tail.” -@SpeakerPelosi

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

@vanillasoyboi @larvachads @ChadcordMemes @Jeopardy

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

Fuck @POTUS as a staff, record label, and as a motherfuckin' crew!
And if you wanna be down with @POTUS, then fuck you too!
Chino XL, fuck you too!

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

@MernWallace @deadandcompany Hahaha. Spot on.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

It’s 2022 and we’re all adults, it’s time we face the facts. @deadandcompany is a cover band.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

Shitters clogged. Happy Monday.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

@MILFCrypto Ma’am, @Shoneys is a family restaurant. One more of those and we’re gonna have to ask you to leave.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

I think it’s pretty obvious that Rittenhouse has never gotten his dick wet. *This is not a political statement and idgaf which side you’re on. Merely an observation that the guy is clearly an incel.

[Ernest @ErnestDWay]

can't say this enough but CDB is the ultimate giga brain bet in this market

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Not gonna say St. Pete is a shithole, but Tampa certainly is.

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

Not gonna say St. Pete is a shithole, but Tampa certainly is.

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@Kceoda @CryptoDickbutts

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

@DaveHacienda Not on my @patekphillipe

[Bernie Madoff @BernieBoyMadoff]

GM to everyone except @DaveHacienda. Stop contacting my daughter. Cease and desist.

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@DaveHacienda Dad?