Jordan Ramirez

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

"No sports, no politics, no religion"

Give me a bar with NOTHIN

[Taylor D. Rhodes @TaylorDRhodes2A]

In 1776, the average colonist owned a firearm functionally identical to the standard infantry weapon of the British Army.

Civilian and military parity wasn't a loophole. It was the whole damn point.

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

There are lots of low-level crimes that our legal system presently ignores that, in terms of intent, are so heinous they should be treated like severe violent offenses.

This is a great example.

[Mich ✠ @RockyTopOtaku]

Congrats, retard. You just admitted your god is the nanny state.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

If there’s something we know 93 year olds are good at, besides driving, it’s interacting with a digital UI

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Something that seems to be lost on people is that this is a flashback scene and the charleston dance would have been 20 years out of fashion when the movie came out. They’re being hokey on purpose

[Moon @QueerNerdyLefty]

When are videogame nerds going to learn that layoffs are not the same thing as being fired for being bad at your job.

[Wesley Todd (Sensible Moderate) @Wesley_Todd_]

People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash

[Papa Vice @vicedets]

Women don't want to hear this but the Hobbies: Traveling is the female equivalent of the male trout picture

[John Priest @JohnathonPriest]

I just heard someone on NPR use the phrase "equal access to generational wealth".

Like, what does that even mean?

[CerosTV @CerosTV]

I love parents with anger issues that waste their own money and teach children that gifts can be revoked ❤️

[Boogie @boogietothemax]

They really are just the world's biggest crybullies

[Biggus Dickus @FSAPOJake]

"PS3 launched at $599 in 2006 which is $1000 in 2026 dollars. Quit complaining about PS6 potentially being $1000+!"

Ah, yes. The PS3 that famously did extremely well at launch and nobody had a problem with the price.

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Pre-industrial people farmed with the incentive of not starving to death.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[+ MachDominus + @MachDominus]

God, if you're hearing this, I need you to make GTA VI a commercial disaster.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''Who the fuck cares about delisting''

The only reason one of my favourite racing games is still playable in this day and age is due to Physical copies and PC piracy

If it came out on digital only on console it would be lost forever