Bernie Madoff

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

DAMMNIT I should have know better than to try and hide my remaining fortune at Bitcoin Savings & Trust

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Fuck I miss the action...not that I ever lgeitimately traded it $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Ok I have finished mourning and I am ready to get back in business. Email me bernie@sheistercom if you think you have what it takes $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

I am building a list of targets for my next ponzi scheme. If i live 168 more years this thing will be epic.... $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Don't do drugs!

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Unbelieveable that @charliesheen won't talk about all the money I took from him. Hey @omid and @adly ....you hear me?

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

oh man could i be fleecing people in this environment $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

To think I had to build my ponzi scheme using Plaxo....Kids today have it easy $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

oh man i really would have made money in the end $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

you can't fight thed or steal from clients. two simple rules $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

i would like to run $bac from prison. I could fix things up...on the outside at least!

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Hello @stocktwits I predict $aapl will buy a tobacco and coffee company and maybe even a vending machine that sells $aapl stock

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

I have a movie idea 'bernie never sleeps because if he does...he gets it up the wazoo'

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

when you say up the wazoo and you are in prison...the dance card fills up fasssst

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

ken fisher is a fucking yutz http://bit.ly/aQiWOU can i get a longer sentence for awearing on twitter? $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

i have revenue ideas up the wazoo for twitter but they all involve me handling the payment processing

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

oh man the scams I could pull on Twitter....

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

in dog years i only have 20 years left in prison...and if I was a dog I would like to be a schnauzer

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

i wonder when my prison will get 'money never sleeps' $$

[Bernie Madoff @berniemadoff]

Love Yom Kippur...the atonement thing made stealing all those years quite bearable