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Take a picture of your traffic ticket or little misdemeanor case (like weed for example), and receive quotes from lawyers to handle your case. USA only for now.

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@DMcenally Did you know? This day in History: April 22, 1872, the Knick-Knack Indian tribe of Upstate New York became the first tribe to operate a gift shop on their tribal lands.

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Check it out! I donated to 'Help For Landen - Mall Of America Attack Victim' - Please help this little boy and his family. https://t.co/kMgmglYbG7 via @gofundme

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USC football claims responsibility for setting Notre Dame ablaze, then admits "that was probably the wrong one"

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@DanKrupComedy Christ, another one about the female brain? When do the vagina ones come out?

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@DanKrupComedy What was that hip place in NYC where they had a sign "all our cooks wear condoms"???

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@DanKrupComedy No, hombre, Jesus died and it's all true. His sister Guadalupe's not doing too well either....

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@DanKrupComedy Thought it was "Dank-rupcomedy" then I went for "Bankrupt comedy" (thinking, well, maybe). Now I gotcha. How's'a briny deep? Leon?

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/VLS6bPTCGh Learn the Cockney accent with Jason Statham

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@ABC Yeah but....

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Harvard and HS? I just want my kids to clean their rooms. The https://t.co/y4Jux66C9e via @huffpostparents

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/T7Ga4JoYzT NASA-SE Super Late Model Road Course Test

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My answer to What was your best explanation of "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" to a jury in opening statements or closing arguments? https://t.co/4HP74LqAyb

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My answer to What was your best explanation of "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" to a jury in opening statements or closing arguments? https://t.co/ZLC3Z6Xzet

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/xweYGMLhn6 What Is Vocal Fry & Is It Bad For You?

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/DXWlIY6Iam Man flying his built in garage airplane

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@sonnyrollins Happy Thanksgiving from NC! I sent you a letter when I was living in Boston 25 years ago and YOU ANSWERED!!!! Your advice about "the angel of musical enlightenment" was spot-on! Best, Terence

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/TTRwMuhYd3 Watching Winnie the Pooh comfort this child with special needs will give you all the

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My answer to What will happen to a Canadian who refuses to pay a speeding ticket issued in California? How long will it take before it is purged from the record? https://t.co/5Q3gdjdxxi

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@LiamHemsworth Sorry 'bout the house you guys. But not all is lost: I hear they found Miley's Milky Milk dildo and boobs in the rubble.