David “Ernie” Burkes

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[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

We suffer more in our imagination than in reality

We trust more what we see than what enables us to see

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Dude 1: “Hey bro?”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”

Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure”

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

@BradleyM4 @DatHaci Stahppppp

[BbCakes. @_Qwein_]

we broke rules because we wanted to be happy.

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

@BradleyM4 ☹️

[Madelyn @Maddie_Seebach]

what i would give rn to be laying out instead of stuck inside at work

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

@JoeMertens10 Wow dude I don’t even recognize you. Looking good!!

[Truth Hub @_kisyagi_]

Sometimes we have to impregnate them to avoid loosing them.

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

Ya, what about heterophobia 😂

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Someone posted a TikTok of their child asking a question using the word penis & all these people were dragging the parents because “she shouldnt know that @ her age”

Do yall know children have not been able to report molestation because they cant describe what happened to them?

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

America doesn’t have a gun problem. It has a people problem.

[Coach Unc @keeeeeeezyy]

😂😂they don’t make em like this anymore

[iM@St4R @Yajizzlee]

Idgaf if my nigga sell hot dogs , I’m right beside em🤣🤣 ketchup? Mustard?? Tf

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

Some of you want to solve gun violence with more guns.

Some want to solve it by getting rid of guns.

As long as guns are a thing, this will be the case.

So, do what you think protects your family and friends the most.

[Coach Unc @keeeeeeezyy]

Shawty can you cook? The entire universe know you can twerk and nag all day

[brii @bri1817]

“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kiII myseIf

[David “Ernie” Burkes @BernieUrkes]

“Plus sized”
You fat motherfucker 🤣