Bern

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

[Bern @Bernie_M91]

High taxes are one thing. But if we have tolls put up in CT before they put a chic fil a in milford I’ll lose my mind

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

Maybe a hot take:

If you lost all your money buying a meme crypto coin from a girl who got famous for talking about spitting on wieners. You deserve it. And she deserves it.

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

[Calico Joe @CalicoJoeMLB]

Somewhere deep, deep in a prison cell in the middle of America, Ippei is doing cartwheels because his bet from February just cashed

Fly high, brother

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

$7000 CHICKEN BUCKETS WHATEVER YOU NEED I DON’T CARE

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Always the ones you least expect.

[AB @AB84]

Why they make him look like Radio #CTESPN

[Scott Sweeney @SkipSeasoned]

He’s in seventeen fast and furious movies but learned nothing about family

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

How would you explain this to God on the judgment day

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

i would get arrested at a rockies game

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

LMAO

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

gettin slapped on the back of the neck by the 18 inch sloppy shaboinger is NASTY work

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Day #CTESPN

Got Scottie winning this weekend

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

For $625 in cleveland you can play the final 7 minutes of the 4th quarter for the Cavs

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

shes kinda like a jason derulo variant

[Brian @byysportz]

Dogs in Atlanta watching the Falcons select a black, left-handed QB named Michael

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i’ve felt like this since January