Bernie Schafer

occasional Bernie Schafer quotes.

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Update: “the last one got to use the spoon”

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“Growing up we were so poor we used a fork to eat cereal and shared the milk”

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"There was no tp in there I was afraid I was gonna have to use my sock"

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Happy birthday, son @AlexSchafer15

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"Flatter than piss on a platter"

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"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"

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*talking about brushing teeth* "now you're only gonna want to do that about once a week"

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@Bernie_Schafer "She could scare the maggots off a gut pile!" #Berniequotes

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@BradGross10 please do

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Custom captain chairs by Bernie in stock

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"He was shakin' like a dog shittin' peaches"

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"Woke up and farted, it smelled good enough to put back in the fridge"

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"Barb you can't cut my hair" barb:"why" me:"think of all the shit you can't do"