Jack

local nit wit claims to be writer in twitter bio 🏳️‍🌈

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@torihoffman15 thank u for this tuesday morning message ❣️

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Fuck taking tupper ware out of the dishwasher.

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Nathan MacKinnon… 🤯🔥

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@lilSARyo I can no longer wear it without ridicule.

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I’m so pissed bleach dye went out! I loved it!

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Stanley Steamer (your carpet cleaner) is gay

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Life is much better in San Diego than other places!

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Going to a Passover celebration tonight. Happy to be distancing myself from the gentiles!

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@perfumegenius’s concert in chicago was the best novel I’ve read in a while

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@hologramgrady brrroooo we knew this was coming so long ago

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Imagine taking life as seriously as Will Smith does

[🦦 @guccipola]

@LilNasX YES https://t.co/ZkdwtJ2VE7

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According to Grammarly, on my work computer alone, I will write more than one million words in 2022.

Pretty special!

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Does Gene Steratore think the refs are doing a great job?

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@kellcassdashian hear our voices

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Dislocated my shoulder (it’s out!) rolling over in bed this morning. I think I’m gonna sit this weekend out if it’s alright w y’all.

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@kellcassdashian she’s not real & 17 tho

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The number of 20-something’s on Twitter celebrating two fictional high school chicks beating the shit out of each other over a boy is… well. Predictable, frankly.

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Would I be having a better Saturday if I were in a relationship? Yeah. Is it all good tho? Kinda.

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Nobody can explain what ‘such’ means. It just is such.

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@hologramgrady I wanna be a Trillionehhh 😎