Berny Jaques

New to here. Proud Grandmother and mother to the beautiful Christine.I love Gary Barlow.

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@charl_minaj want this trending #makelukedogfood

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@charl_minaj #makelukedogfood

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Grandaughter told me to ask me what a rim job is? Is it for my car, if so who can fix it?

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"@HannahLooeesCox: #naked #shower #wet ;)" and obese

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"@doveedgar: @BernyJaques was she in the company of a gentleman friend ?" Yes some boy called Daniel. I am furious Marty.

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Husband Donald is furious at my grandaughters actions lastnight. Staying up past 1am is becoming a problem with this girl.

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Having my second ham sandwich today - treated myself very well

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Foreign lady next door cooks a strange smelling meat every lunch time

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Going to get out there in 2013 and find a man

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"@__kelliee: Prefect @jamesarthur23 http://t.co/rKsTEkDS" James Arthur is a prefect? My grandsons a Senior Prefect.

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Christine just guffed

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Bet nobody knew that Berny Jaques knew an awful lot about fashion

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My Christine has just nipped over for a post Christmas tea - her new fleece I bought her looks very trendy

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Boxing day, turkey sandwiches all round and less racist humour

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"@lauraAdawson: You know shits going down in Eastender's when they bring out the dodgey handheld camera angles" i feel the same way

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"@J4MIESMITHx: It's so shit being hated by everybody for no reason at all." You seem lovely dear.

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"@Anyamoen: The royle family are all so dumb it's just fucking hilarious hahahaha" its called the Royal family, therefore you're dumb

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@mitchelsevern why do you pose with a tensed arm and no muscle? Its extremely skinny, boy.

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Who got a Christmas kiss on the lips then?

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"@doveedgar: @BernyJaques I have just ran out of condensed milk, help !!" Nip to your neighbours, its Christmas