Fountain Weasel

Dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour before it was cool
Formerly @FountainWeasel

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

Ignore me, im preparing for the woke 3.0 twitter cuisine discourse

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

Can't wait to see everyone give @edzitron his flowers!

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

“Stranded compute” is having a moment.

@business @YahooFinance

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@atrupar John Kennedy quotes the bible

[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

We gotchu covered!

[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

Together, we're keeping Chicago clean!
(just don't ask about the Man in the Bean)

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@viotubing clues....
https://t.co/w5zamomnqk

[Bryan Lee @bprimetimel]

@socialistadri @HasanabiProd did he post the one about men doing honeypots along with a picture of hasan and ashley 😭😭😭

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@atrupar the blinking...👀

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@dieworkwear

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@viotubing Was he soft launching a marriage to tamara?

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

Hasan Piker was so deep into covering the extramarital affairs of Jensen Huang that the Twitch Hype Train sound effects scared the shit out of him. The timing was impeccable:

"I'm going to kill David in a video game." 😭

[Laura Rozen @lrozen]

my god

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@MorningBrew Dennys AI pivot incoming

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

NVIDIA is preparing to oust Jensen Huang per the WSJ

[Robbie Whelan @RWhelanWSJ]

EXCLUSIVE: Nvidia's board is moving to oust CEO Jensen Huang: https://t.co/77O5XFS2Ct

[Ahmed Moor @AhmedMoor]

FRIENDS! It's official! We're a threat.

They've suspended the campaign account.

Help us maintain the momentum by retweeting and please consider donating at:

https://t.co/f64VI0BJKY

cc: @ryangrim @faizsays @matthewichoi @mehdirhasan

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN PROJECTS THAT SCOTT COLOM WILL WIN MISSISSIPPI.

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

POV: You are a shirtless man who just
admitted to assaulting a customer
vs AI HR Karen

[Nick Reid @nickreidx]

I don’t think she liked when I started putting on lotion and took off my shirt in the middle of a job interview 😭😭

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@atrupar Jungles of Afghanistan...Same guy who says
we've been at war with Iran since the 80s.

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@brhodes Not a good sign when Hakeem Jeffries can't wrangle a vote against a guy blowing up innocent fishermen and schoolgirls 1 week after a blue tsunami.

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@Acyn she can't help but talk out her ass

[Fountain Weasel @BerryBerryWise]

@atrupar peak fragility, cant be wrong so he doubles down