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Do you think the IRS would accept that I gave my government name to the fae and are therefore not responsible for any taxes associated with that name?

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@neiltyson has there ever been a point in Earth’s history after the formation of the atmosphere that there hasn’t been precipitation somewhere on the planet? Just a brief moment of no rain/snow anywhere

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@AmericanAir for having us delayed 20+ hours I’d think you’d have food, beverage, and a flight crew ready for when the plane was fixed but I guess that’s too much to ask for 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Wild emperor penguins have never had chips and queso and that makes me sad

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@Murkked @ROCCAT Get that sponsorship!

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I do with my lunch where I walk up to a random guy and ask him to open my Gatorade because I have noodle arms and they always get the goofyest smile of “yes I am strong man let me help you damsel in distress”, and it always makes me the happiest person to see them smile

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In and out really needs to allow delivery

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My finger tips are itchy what the FUCK

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This just in I’m identifying as binary now.

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This is actually in a textbook...

Retweet if you see it.

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“I love men, they make great accessories”- @bvbyelise

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Things said during d and d:
Me:This fucker stole a mountain
DM: no he did not
Me: my bad half a mountain
DM: exactly get it right

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Day 1 of being on meds for my anxiety and PTSD! Can’t wait to see results

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@TaylorFox808 That’s hot 🥵

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Fun fact: In games it is typically frowned upon to allow the player to kill a child unless that game is Stardew Valley in which case DOVE THOSE KIDS

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@Murkked Based on the look on his face clearly it’s your fault

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I have a question for the gay furry community. Is Goofy a twink?

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Windex flavor candy canes

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If you or a loved one has been diagnosed as furry you may be entitled to financial compensation