@bitchywaiter “Hey friends, how’s everyone doing today?”
I know this isn’t appropriate everywhere, but I work at Hard Rock so it’s fitting for our atmosphere.
This girl last night asked me “are you rolling” and when I said I’m sober she really had the audacity to start another sentence with “but how do you have…” like yes, I can go to festivals sober and have the best time.
My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in the NFL and I need to pay for my own phone bill. I feel betrayed.