Brittany

Nothing tweeted from this account has anything to do with anything.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

I have spent all day trying to explain to myself that it is Monday, not Tuesday.
And at this point, I just don't know what to do if I'm not going to believe me.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Nicely done. Thank you @amyklobuchar.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Reminder: 25% of the current Supreme Court has sexual assault or harassment allegations.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

*whispers* It’s not just the Supreme Court; McConnell has already successfully confirmed 200+ federal judges and each of those are lifetime positions too.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Mitch got the votes before Trump named a nominee.

The Republican Party is a cult.

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

It’s not like I thought they’d be consistent, but it really is something to watch a political party say you shouldn’t confirm a Supreme Court Justice nine months before an election now say it’s fine six weeks before an election, as people are actually voting.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

Lori Laughlin was just sentenced to 2 months in jail.

Earlier this year, the Manhattan DA recommended one year jail for a man who stole cough syrup and toothpaste from a Duane Reade.

There are two systems of justice in this county and this is yet another example.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

@poizenisxkandee That has been my feels for a while. I would definitely rather fly solo them be with someone who isn't right

[💗V💗 @totally_paused]

It’s exhausting to fight a war inside your head everyday

[Brittany @Bert112358]

@Scott_Hebert So over it.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

Fuck this day.

[IAmJillyBean @ItIsMsJillyBean]

Dear Morning People,

Honest question....

What the Hell is wrong with you?

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men

[real human adult paul. not a robot @metricocean]

if you dont like me at my fattest. you don’t deserve me at my next fattest. im only ever gonna get fatter.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

I strongly dislike nude colored underwear. It's just a level of boring I cannot abide by.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

@tsaxhaug I knew it!

[Brittany @Bert112358]

All the cool girls wanted to be Daria, right?

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Oppression is not a “different opinion.”

[Brittany @Bert112358]

Mascara: to make you look less tired and dead inside.

[Brittany @Bert112358]

I don't know why I always try and drink beverages while laying down.

I only have ~20/80 success rate...

I'm not really sure why I keep trying...

IT DOESN'T GO WELL.