Bert

Beef jerky fan

[Bert @BertNovy]

Muting any and all grindporn on LinkedIn

[Bert @BertNovy]

Watching The Bear and throwing flake salt on my TJs microwave slop bowl

[Bert @BertNovy]

Six more weeks of white boy summer

[Bert @BertNovy]

Too late. I’ve already imagined myself as the zen groundhog accepting his pampering and you as the anxious groundhog afraid of what’s to come

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😂 One groundhog has already accepted his fate and calmly endures the nail trim.
The other… the other is still in denial. Every clip sends his soul straight to his feet.
Waiting for a nail trim is a whole new level of thriller.

[Bert @BertNovy]

Sorry but I’ve already imagined myself as the zen groundhog accepting his pampering and you as the anxious groundhog afraid of what’s to come

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😂 One groundhog has already accepted his fate and calmly endures the nail trim.
The other… the other is still in denial. Every clip sends his soul straight to his feet.
Waiting for a nail trim is a whole new level of thriller.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

His first 2 of the season. I quit

[Bert @BertNovy]

Pausing Sturgil’s new album intermittently at work to accept Two Factor Authentication requests. The way it was meant to be listened to 🙂‍↕️

[New York Giants @Giants]

Welcome to Big Blue, Coach Harbaugh

[Bert @BertNovy]

More like Avatar: Farts and Ass

[Bert @BertNovy]

@NBAMemes National Bussy Association

[LIV Golf @livgolf_league]

Thank you, @BKoepka

[Bert @BertNovy]

Grabbing the keys to my ‘96 Chevy Caprice after 6 or 7 beers with the fellas

[G @GianniNJD]

Per @PierreVLeBrun this AM:

Keep an Eye on the New Jersey Devils & Steven Stamkos

“My understanding is that the New Jersey Devils have discussed his name internally, among many other trade targets, of course.”

This is now another outlet linking New Jersey & Stamkos

#NJDevils

[Bert @BertNovy]

I was very excited to get an interview at NW Mutual in college cause it was the first big company that invited me. But the interview was mostly them telling me my main objective was to get my dumbest relatives to invest

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Me and the boys at the Northwestern Mutual Christmas party

[Bert @BertNovy]

Giants are a loser franchise

[Bert @BertNovy]

@CJTDevil Are there color guys or teams you really like? I always feel like the devils broadcast, especially with Bill or Cangy, are head and shoulders above some of the other broadcasts. Some of these guys are lifeless

[Bert @BertNovy]

*ITYSL sketch where Tims at a bar spilling drinks on patrons, liquid seeping out of his mouth and down his shirt

“Ummm May I Meet You”

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Mentally Tough.

[Bert @BertNovy]

Penis and vagina

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

Emilia Pérez came out 1 year ago today!