Emily Johnson

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Lying about dating someone? #OhNoYouDidnt

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Twerking at Prom? #SheRatchet

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Cuffing is a no no. My ring finger? Stay solo. Why be in a relationship, if you not letting your hoes go?

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank!

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina &remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

A subtweet will f*ck a guilty persons mind up!

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

Teacher: We are watching a movie today. Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

*Waiting on them to text back* 1min- 2mins- 3mins- 4mins- 5mins- 6mins- 7mins- 8mins- 9mins(-___-) -- 10mins "THIS BITCH MUST BE CHEATIN!"

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're a bitch.

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?

[Emily Johnson @BertaSimmsbfh]

That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.