Bertie the Buffalo

I’m Bertie the Buffalo, Scotland’s very own wee escape artist. Star of book, film and stage. Well, the BBC anyway

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

@Lou_Bookmarks That made me laugh

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

Rhinos, Tigers and Unexpected Encounters - by Wendy H. Jones Her that wrote my story is writing about other wild animals today. She’s always git a story #animalstories #tigers https://t.co/KF4dauLBCd

[Keri-Rae Barnum @KeriBarnum]

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[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

@clarebalding @alicearnold1 Bertie is sad to hear that.

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

@catherinerusse2 Nun with praying hands. I saw it immediately

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

This does NOT apply in Scotland at this stage. I am acutely aware of how difficult the current restrictions are for those ‘shielding’ but we must find the safest way forward and do so in a considered way - that is why @scotgov has committed to issuing new guidance ASAP.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Dominic Cummings has now admitted repeatedly breaking the lockdown rules.

Of course, he thinks he has an excuse - that those rules didn’t really apply to him - but we absolutely do not agree.

Please RT if you don’t either.

[Bookmarks and Stages @Lou_Bookmarks]

#France #Paris this is a great book for children. You can check out the blurb, review and about the author on my blog. https://t.co/glhlyxJ4Mb

[Tami Wylie: bibliophile/ book reviewer 📕 @twylie68]

Me today: 18 cupcakes, a loaf of homemade bread and a homemade pizza: stressed much???😦🥴😳🤪

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

I should be in Paris signing books. Still in Scotland. You can buy my picture book, soft toy and colouring book by contacting her that wrote me https://t.co/3EIEefb5dU She'll sign the book as well #picturebook #kidsbooks

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

STAY HOME. PROTECT THE NHS. SAVE LIVES.

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

Her that wrote me seems to have had an interesting life.

[Wendy H. Jones @WendyHJones]

Today it’s the 75th Anniversary of VE Day. I served in both the QARNNS and the QARANC. Today I remember all those nurses who lost their lives in war. We will remember them #VEDay #QARNNS #QARANC

[Rae Cowie @Rae_Cowie]

I should be #writing but all I want to do is keep reading this ... #GiverOfStars 🌟 @jojomoyes @PenguinUKBooks

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

At last, we have a cure for all!
Ailments large and ailments small,
Good health is not beyond my reach,
If I inject myself with bleach.

Radiant, I’ll prance along,
Every trace of limescale gone,
With disinfectant as my friend,
Like him,
I’m clean around the bend.

[Bertie the Buffalo @BertieBuffalo]

@catherinerusse2 Happy Birthday

[Catherine Russell @catherinerusse2]

Please @RishiSunak can you explain why there is a cap on the self-employed but not on the employed when it comes to qualifying for financial assistance? Why this discrepancy? Do you have a view @MartinSLewis?

[Catherine Russell @catherinerusse2]

Trying to get this recorded within the 2 minute rule was REALLY hard! For the little ones. #CoronavirusLockdown

[Catherine Russell @catherinerusse2]

Another one for the little ones in your life.

[Patricia E. Gitt @patgitt]

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