People: “Horses need to stop retiring at 3 and need to have long careers. Early retirement is ruining horse racing!”
Mott: *gives his Derby winner the rest of the year off, plenty of time and rest so he has long, successful career*
Also people: “How pathetic.”
Things I thought my baby would try to crawl for: flashy toys, stuffed animals, rattles
Things my baby actually crawls for: coat hangers, Nutrigrain Bar wrappers.....