Brett Bertrand

Never lie.If you must lie, lie in the arms of a loved one.Never cheat.If you must cheat, cheat death.Never steal.If you must steal, steal the heart of your love

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Your calm is rising

[Zipwhip @zipwhip]

Would you vote for political leaders via text if texting-in were an option? #ElectionDay

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@QuinnXCII been waiting a long time to see you. Thank you for an amazing show In Seattle. Let’s please see you again @Sasquatch

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@Sasquatch you better get this guy booked for this next year ASAP. @QuinnXCII

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Always a great time when my boy ajep7 comes home! @ The Gorge Amphitheatre https://t.co/ZOJUGhI0Kc

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Happy new year! Starting it off right with a polar bear plunge. Have a good year ajep7 love you… https://t.co/CqZWX5VhYC

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

What turning 22 should be like.. Thank you to all my friends that came out and had a blast. Also… https://t.co/tiWqbcRCWa

[Seattle Pacific University @SeattlePacific]

SPU is in lockdown due to a bank robbery at 3rd and Nickerson.

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Got to hang with this wonderful woman at the Gorge again! Love you sis #paradiso @ The Gorge https://t.co/mTbm81r8FX

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Congratulations to this beautiful woman! Glad to have her in my life. 🎓 https://t.co/aPGKRXJYPF

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@mchl_wlm @chad_brown95 @kaeo_kl how did they get a photo of @CheckMateo's car?

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@mchl_wlm @chad_brown95 @kaeo_kl @CheckMateo Godek sees and hears all ... From the cheap seats

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@kaeo_kl @mchl_wlm @BearGrylls @CheckMateo @chad_brown95 you could put your dicks in it.

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@mchl_wlm @chad_brown95 @kaeo_kl @CheckMateo and tampons

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@mchl_wlm @chad_brown95 @kaeo_kl @CheckMateo #settingthemood

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@mchl_wlm @CheckMateo @kaeo_kl @chad_brown95 I was thinking the same thing

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

Mad about warm dick(s)? We have the bag for you... @kaeo_kl @mchl_wlm @chad_brown95 @CheckMateo

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@chad_brown95 @mchl_wlm @CheckMateo @kaeo_kl tried to flex during the presentation...

[Brett Bertrand @BertrandBrett]

@chad_brown95 @kaeo_kl @CheckMateo @mchl_wlm LIVE TWEET: he doesn't meet you in the middle he comes to you"