Aaron Berta

Journeyperson, Apprentice, Shitty Life Coach. Professional: My official business card. Enquire within.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

No Folgers, the best part of waking up is that you are not dead... Coffee in your cup is a distant second. #Notdead

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 @thehumanxp Hahahaha! Not exactly.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@ginnyhogan_ Like my centre part, I am a giant professional.

[Jason Gregor @JasonGregor]

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. https://t.co/CevrZT0rOv

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 What did you volunteer for?

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 Awesome, if they are in need of supplies I am available to make drop offs.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 Oo ooo ooo, who is it?

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@Slashleen Happy Jesus year.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 Just like Franks! I put that shit on everything!

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 @mrsmaris I will.

[BARRY @ClareBarry]

Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock...

We ordered tampons.

And they sent the closest appropriate thing.

Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.

[- @simonefiasco_]

It has been years and I keep thinking about why they didn't just edit this out lol

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@dovergirl95 Nope.

[workhorsefilm @workhorsefilm]

ICYMI, a huge congratulations to our Director of Photography @ryanarandall
for his @csc_CDN nomination for the 2020 Robert Brooks Award for Documentary Long Format Cinematography for Workhorse! https://t.co/EUgAAg026q

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

This guy is 100% pure asshole.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

@anne_theriault My son told our day care provider "I cry because then I don't have to do what daddy says." He was 3 or 4 at the time. I believe babies cry because communication and so do toddlers, but I am the weakest link and my children know it.

[Tauriq Moosa @tauriqmoosa]

This remains the most painfully accurate portrayal of a corporate job I've ever seen.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Holy shit this thread.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Can 15 men and 15 women fall in love, without ever laying eyes on each other? And also some of them are assigned to be guards and the others are playing prisoners? You’ve seen Love is Blind. You remember the Stanford Prison Experiment. This summer on Netflix: Love Is Prison

[Michelle Legro @michellelegro]

I would just add that my biggest awakening of the past decade was realizing economic theory was invented without taking into account the free labor of women.

[Aaron Berta @Bertron3000]

I went to Dance enrichment.