Bertrum Thumbcat

Bertrum. A cat with opposable thumbs, and big, big plans. One day, the power, the world, and the milk will all belong to us.

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Toodles, friends. I'll be back in a bit, with even more devious plans in hand.

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Off on holiday. Not going to build secret island lair from which to take over the world or anything. No no. What a preposterous suggestion.

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British weather non-compatible with world domination plans. Secret underground lair flooded. Again. I need my own private island.

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This weather is incompatible with world domination. Or, in fact, anything else. Monday: if you want me, I've tunneled back under the duvet.

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Humans! Having a good, productive morning? Here is a livestream of some kittens to watch. http://t.co/dHuCcEUMuF Productiveness FOILED!

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Putting together some flatpack furniture.

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I did a quiz to see which class I was and discovered that I was not only 'Elite', I was a class above elite. Called: CAT.

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Twiddling.

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Good Monday, internet. Planning on getting work done today? Here's a livestream of adorable kittens: http://t.co/zu6x5YzmHf What about now?

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Just finished reading Crime and Punishment for book club. Good book, but not enough cats. Now rewriting with extra cats.

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I wasn't sure what the point of Vine was, and then I discovered http://t.co/Oz3X2THf, and now it all makes sense again.

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When I am in charge, Friday afternoon will start on Tuesday morning. The rest of the week will be optional.

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I absolutely will get on with taking over the world, just as soon as someone gives me a good reason to leave this cushion by the radiator.

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I do not remember ordering snow.

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These tattooed comrades will all be allowed to stay once the revolution comes. I, Bertrum Thumbcat, have spoken. http://t.co/BviFJYHB

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A cafe, you say? Where patrons come primarily to enjoy the company of cats? Oh yes. http://t.co/RvQNujVG

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Dash: foiled again. Honestly, I'll be right back once I work out how to break out of this place. http://t.co/l6kI0yKq

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2012 was the Year of the Cat as well, of course, just as 2013 is now the Year of the Cat. It is always the Year of the Cat.

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@thelarker67 It is ALWAYS the year of the Cat.

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Happy New Year though, by the way. Welcome to 2013. Or, as I prefer to call it: The Year of the Cat.