Bert

if you're reading this, it finally worked, you're in a coma and we've been trying to contact you, you need to wake up!

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Running/jogging effortlessly in public is a weird way to tell everyone your ancestors couldn’t win a fight.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@JagexAyiza @Rendi_Mento Just release the video and shit on jagex throughout it. They deserve it.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@TheWindstalker Woah! Multibilllion dollar company milks its player base with 20 year old recycled content for the 10th time in 6 years! Keep running the company into the ground Holly! Your shareholders love it!!!!!

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@Soupdaddy00 @Alphafox78 @grok

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@jordynejoness

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

History will look kindly on that joke.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@elonmusk @JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Now kiss.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@PeteRicketts

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@PlayTheBazaar Not sure if its because everyone is rushing to log on right now, but the game has horrible lag that hasn't been there the last few days.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

Looks like its just starting to get cool

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

It’s official. AI has gotten out of hand.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

Completely out of touch, Google used to be the best product and you guys sold out to advertisers and the government; censoring information; collecting user data. Had nothing to do with your employee work/life balance. Create a good product and people will use it.

[Tsarathustra @tsarnick]

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt says Google lost its competitive edge when it decided that employees working from home and going home early was more important than winning

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@realfrugalmogul Be in a caloric deficit, only way to lose weight

[Ryan Scholl |-/ @WxScholl]

I-80 East as you approach Kearney, Nebraska

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@Qwik @Fetzie_ You raised QA wages to $20/hr in Irvine, CA, hardly a livable wage in CA. Don't pat yourself on the back for raising wages when you were making 7x+ their salaries.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@nebraskabryce @elonmusk I feel like they adjusted something a couple weeks ago, seeing porn on the main timeline like everyday where it used to just be in the replies on viral posts.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

Nah, he's wearing Cut Level 1 work gloves, bro isn't locked, he's getting ready to go box some shit up at Amazon

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Don’t worry, The Boy still locked in. Stay tuned.

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@nebraskabryce What's worse - a Lego adult or a Disney adult?

[Bert @Bertsquirts]

@SamNicholsonDWU I think we did extra conditioning a couple times after Norris games because they beat us so bad