James Ashbery

Bills. Sabres. Josh Allen in shorts. This account is for sports and bad takes only.

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@effcons @BuffaloBillsPR Not even that much of a money grab. A fraction of advertising revenue, and stadiums are rarely sold out.

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@historyinmemes Just one squirrel stored them huh?

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@Drew__Robert 😂😂😂😂

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@ainoskeerd @ShadowofEzra Since gas lines were invented

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@henrycmckenna How to win games in the playoffs. That simple. Diggs isn’t going anywhere.

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@TheThomasDeLaus

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@liverking Do the steroids make those meals taste better?

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@clownworld Play hide and seek in the White House with friends.

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@DavidAnber @clownworld It’s a 20 pound piece of cardboard someone on the team pushes back up the hill with one hand after the whole thing is revealed to be a stunt. That is part of the show. 🙄

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@MJTruthUltra It’s a movie. And it was filmed a long time ago.

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@ErikJTurner Gabe woulda dropped it anyway.

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@BrotherBill716 Gave better use those gloves to ride his ass off into free agency 🐴

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@TrainwreckSprts @SportsCityBflo @GamedayBuffalo @outletliquorny I’d rather stick my head in the snow for three hours than have to listen to whoever’s talking in that video for an entire game.

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@SneakyJoeSports Coaching.

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@VisionaryVoid @fasc1nate People are dumb.

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@timecaptales @fasc1nate Can you imagine making that climb just to find out you have to wait in line to stand at the peak like a ride at Disney World?

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@theWilyVeteran @AjayCybulski @BuffRumblings @TheHerd #2. Lots of players get their bosses stuff for Christmas, birthdays, etc.

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@BootsMcGavin Examples and quantity of this “rallying”?

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@theWilyVeteran @AjayCybulski @BuffRumblings @TheHerd Or maybe he’s just bitter because they gave the assistant a better gift? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@KevinBuffalo You didn’t see him this season anyway. Hasn’t even showed up on the stat sheet.