Joe Taylor

The Tennant Rubber Duck, roving reporter and filler in of work-avoiding inertia moments

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@SkyNews I try not to get political with any public comment, but this is way above politics. It is appalling and depraved behaviour. Leaves me depressed and angry in equal measure. #guyfawkes

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

I'm sharing my #Walking trip with you. Total distance 5.27 mi, https://t.co/zHPH9JE3QJ . Via @ViewRanger

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

#bbccricket. 5 day tests help settle these food debates. Egg sandwich not complete without a double layer of salt n vinegar crisps. Second, don't expect service to come with a smile in the south irrespective of gravy. Third, salt n vinegar on your chips before the cheese goes on!

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@AlexScott Just another new fan inspired by you. Great dancer. Greater person.

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@MichaelVaughan What is the lowest score that a team have been bowled out for chasing in a World Cup?

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@laurabulcroft Would it be wrong for your boss to 'like' that comment?👩‍👧‍👦

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@aviation07fails Wow. Why did we bother to invent the wheel?

[🏹 My Nottingham @MyNottingham]

Welcome to #Nottingham, India and New Zealand fans! Have a great day @TrentBridge 🏏 🇮🇳 🇳🇿 #INDvNZ #CWC19

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

#bbccricket We are about 1 mile away as the duck flies and no rain here. Hang in there. It is warm enough for the lake not to freeze over.

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

BBC News - Nan Winton: First woman to read BBC TV news dies https://t.co/zraLrlKYhZ

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

#nottsoutlaws defence starts here

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

No Beryl...it's a chute liner not a cute slide!!

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

#481-6 Aussie won toss and elected to bowl. Nice call Bruce. Not sure to hand them a Kleenex or a sheet of 150 grit sandpaper.

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

Do we believe these Aussie scientists? #mummytampering https://t.co/WobRCSXTzD

[CGTN @CGTNOfficial]

2,500-year-old Egyptian mummy found at Sydney university https://t.co/oz88wuJt9X

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@RoseDevine3 You always add a sparkle Rose

[Rose Devine @RoseDevine3]

Feeling Christmassy x

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

Hilarious my Twitter feed gives me this followed by #recordco2levels in atmosphere shocker. https://t.co/Eh4wYbp55z

[Reuters @Reuters]

Oil prices rise on expected extension of output cuts https://t.co/gYZ2mekgnE

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

@shaunwkeaveny It's that kind of attitude that gets things done, so pack it in and go back to bed.

[Jonnie Peacock @JonniePeacock]

Soo happy with that quickstep tonight!!Nightmares before but all went ok in the end😄🙌love a dance where me and @OtiMabuse get to have fun!!😬

[Joe Taylor @BerylTheDuck5]

Best #beersnake in world cricket? A Lancky Snake https://t.co/z5mxXzd7Mw

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

Brilliant stuff from the England bowlers today so far, celebrated with the most magnificent beer snake by the OT crowd!