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Schizo state of mind

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I am mentally challenged but in a cool way

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Bumass interns will complain that Excel is slow and outdated but then look at you like this when you ask what a single variable does in their 5000-line vibe code

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Tita arguing w her man on the phone

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Someone asked me “oh, you are [redacted]’s boss right?”
Im not used to this

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@gyatwad BATMINTON

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@turmerictoes Those who know

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Things my girl told me in the span of 5 mins

“Youre so ugly”
“Never leave me ok”
“Youre so good looking”
“I want to break up with you”

And I replied to all of them properly
#welltrained #whipped

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@gyatwad Larp cuz we know ur muzzy aah never use da urinal

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@gyatwad i will tell claude that

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@kekekkemm Yea but licking on ear wax is fine

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@gyatwad Keep em expensive i dun wnna see ur aah covered 🤭

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How is everyone from mainland China NOT morbidly obese
Their food NEVER misses

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My libtarded ass calling out my manager for gendering Claude as “he” for the 2nd time
I can tell he is starting to get annoyed

[Nobel Prasad Rimal @nobelprimal]

@inkthink not a film but if ur a fan of nepali surveillance-tech horror, check out:
https://t.co/GAValVOOeE
#selfpromo

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@kekekkemm It’s the 5th time they’ve said fa**** and laughed

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Am I hallucinating or are two British dudes in momoking talking about how white males are oppressed and HR forces you to accept the LGBTQ at work …

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@gyatwad Then you would discover why they call him the 🥶🥶Neo Demon 🥶🥶

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Mfs will say they’re fighting demons but it’s just their fried dopamine receptors

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Doomscrolling tgt on my bed while im hitting her vape

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@gyatwad 3) Please address the elephant in the room ie the generations of microplastics that live in your balls
4) Least I ain a rigga 😭😭😭
5) Pls reflect on your words and do better 🙏🙏

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@gyatwad OMG this is problematic on so many levels
1) It proves that you only see women as “child bearers” if that is the first thing that comes to your sick mind
2) With advances in modern health care, this problem is blown out of proportion, but your broke ass prolly cant afford it 💀💀