Now I’m inside and I keep thinking about this bird. How can I give it food so it can be okay until it gets better? Can they eat pistachios? That’s the only nut I have... I’m about to go to the store so maybe I can get some seed. But the squirrels. How committed am I gonna be?😱
I walked past a small bird in our parking lot while walking the dog. It never moved as I got close, and it felt like it was tweeting at me. I took a few steps and it never moved. I turned around and picked it up, and put it off to the side, out of the parking lot.
@ScottyBrown51 @good_wood808 @G00seBag @minnesotaBASS @SkywayTheatre They literally hate EDM shows. Their staff couldn’t wait for the show to end. Squanto got cancelled because they didn’t promote. Didn’t even say it was canceled til you got there. Coat check was terrible. Cops up front in the venue for a show most people want to trip at? #armory
Not going back to @tacobell until they get rid of that greasy grilled cheese box they have. Why would I pay almost $10 for 2 of these chalupas and a hard shell taco when there’s hardly anything in them. Might as well just go to @ChipotleTweets at that point. #$5chalupabox4ever
Got some @speedo swim trunks last summer and have put on some weight since then. I’m trying to stretch these bad boys out as HARD as I can... and I still haven’t heard one stitch creak. Strong brand.
I just had some -Trust fund, I’ll move out west, dread head, not look like I showered since I left the middle of the the country looking ass, professional weed shucker for nothing ass bitch- just try to come at me because some wook can’t keep track of their shit. #tribe I guess.
Work was pretty good up until the last 15 minutes. Smoked a fat bowl after. Made myself a stiff drink when I got home. Sat my ass on the couch til that was gone. Now I just put these pork chops in a brine, and now I'm gonna walk the dog,& gunk up this chillum, then finish dinner!