Besomaso

but i can fix a drink

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

damn fruit fly tasted my wine before i did

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Tag yourselves,,, new Kinsey scale just dropped

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

Thanks @lizzo for spending 2,699 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to About Damn Time. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/L1GM0DsSFr

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@ElectriCally Is he in PC?

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@COVIDNS Close the borders?

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@nshealth Close the borders!

Close the malls. Close the schools.

I'd rather have a couple weeks of lockdown and enjoy this summer than be in lockdown all summer.

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@chayiody tangerine is like simplii in that theres no monthly fees, but everything is better. even when you call with something they are helpful and doesn't take for-fucking-ever lol

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@chayiody let me know if you wanna switch to tangerine instead. i can give you my sign up code and we both get $$
its my fav bank (used to be with simplii)

[CBC Nova Scotia @CBCNS]

Something in the water: N.S. man unsure what creature broke his arm in St. Margarets Bay https://t.co/aPiNfkJ30b

[no @zedonarrival]

nypd be like "who you gonna believe?? us, or these videos from multiple vantage points shot in 1080p??"

[soyboi @cunttunist]

yesterday at the #seattleprotests SPD threw flash bangs into the protestors and one directly hit and exploded on me. Police do not protect us, they terrorize us.

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@jasminecormier_ a cheap option is dove's gradual self tanner lotion

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

@Madison89Miller bio oil but keep the sun off it and wear sunscreen once it's healed. scars tan/don't tan at different rates than skin and make it way more noticeable.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Well, actually. No.
You are incredible uniformed or a liar. Which one is it?
Neither here nor there really, because I am about to take you to school.

[Sarah Temkin @temkins]

And the gender wage gap is $130,000 for gynecologic oncologists despite being a majority women surgical subspecialty. Inclusion is insufficient to achieve #genderequity. #WomenInMedicine. #ILookLikeASurgeon.@sheMDTweets

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

My friend tells her kids that her engine won’t start until her car hears their seatbelts go click and now I’m curious what other cute lies parents tell.

[Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds]

I’ve started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish.

My cat has been curious about this new habit, and I’ve been trying to coax him into the hammock —

[Besomaso @BesoMaso]

Also at tim hortons but our manager was a bamf and got his ass a restraining order 🙌

[sydbee 🍉🍉 @poetmaybe3]

fun fact, it's COMMON for women in retail to have to "hide in the back" or change their schedules to avoid a creepy man. often these women are teens. Those men are NEVER ARRESTED OR REPRIMANDED. we just consider this normal.