Brian Speer

Humanist, nontheist Seattleite

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@mariominiondude “T-O-Y. Toy.”

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

This isn’t the 1960s. Use a color photo.
And no, he would’ve been a shitty president.

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

He would have been a great president.

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

We really need to defund the UN for its advocation of female supremacy, anti-male sentiment, misandry, and sexism.

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@DaddyJax87 @_Cudder The Constitution makes zero mention of God, Jesus, Christianity, or the Bible. You can acknowledge that fact or be un-American.

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@MLB I love me some bases and balls. ⚾️

[MLB @MLB]

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[Seattle Supersonics @SeattleSonics]

Bring 'em back.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

we all can settle this one

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@Chrisbeo419453 @BBGreatMoments Not wrong. There are no studies that conclusively prove that clutch performance is a real skill. The fact is that the best “clutch players” are just the best players in general. Regardless of the circumstances, it’s better to have Greg Maddux on the mound than Madison Bumgarner.

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@Cretaceous27738 “I’m Mia.”
“I’m Tia.”
“We’re, like, your biggest fans! KACHOW!”

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you still call it Twitter to this very day!

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@naturaltreeps @TMZ That’s so insulting to the families of the pilots

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

@aileenjosie4 @jakecobb Can you say “red herring?”

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@VinnysCorner1 Bret Boone

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@BBGreatMoments Hippo Vaughn

[Brian Speer @BespeerBrian]

And let’s leave him there.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken.
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