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[444● @Bespokeramba]

Double-dating two broke girls? Like splitting one sad Uber four ways while they hit you for appetizers and ATM stops.
Date one with their own bag. Peace of mind > chaos.

[444● @Bespokeramba]

@g80dp Guza

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Kumbe bro huku ni bigwigs ,noticing after ameshika Mark X 😂amenichanua then akanishikia account ni farm😭

[444● @Bespokeramba]

It costs $6k a month to have a wife
the girlfriend costs $4k
the situationship costs $2k
but the $200 hooker? she leaves after 45 minutes and doesn’t text you 27 times a day asking ‘wyd’

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Kenya's economy is in FREEFALL while our leaders smile for cameras. Petrol now at KSh 215+/litre — among the HIGHEST in Africa! Nigeria pays half, Egypt & Algeria laugh at us with prices under $0.50. Yet we're "middle income"?
Kenyans can't afford bread or fuel.Madness #Rutomust

[444● @Bespokeramba]

South Africa just shocked South Korea and advanced for the FIRST time ever 😤
Mexico cruising, Brazil smashing it, Neymar back after 981 days...
Meanwhile Nigeria watching from home like "next time" 😂

[♡mar @oreoloca]

yo creo que si tenes +20 y no trabajas ni estudias sos medio parasito

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money go come.

Just no die.

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

So X is basically an app where people talk to themselves

[444● @Bespokeramba]

It’s wild how many 8s and 9s are lowkey escorts these days. The only difference is one charges upfront and the other makes you simp through dinners, gifts & 'talking stage' for months first 😂

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Pretending to hate 'basic' music just to look cultured is the ultimate NPC behavior. Real taste doesn't need an audience.

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Bro aliniambia anapanda mlima na wasichana wenzake 😂 sasa nimeona mlima una miili mingi

[444● @Bespokeramba]

The refs aren’t even hiding it anymore. Every time an African team is about to cook, suddenly there’s a phantom foul, a missed handball, or VAR decides to take a 5-minute smoke break. I’m officially declaring it: FIFA has a ‘no African quarterfinals’ policy 😂 Who else seeing ??

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Mine: Matched with a girl who seemed normal. Date starts great, then mid-dinner she pulls out a notebook and starts ranking my facial features out of 10 while explaining why my nose is 'mid'. I paid the bill and left before dessert. Still have trust issues 💀

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Worst date story thread anyone!!!! I’ll go first this shit was traumatic 😭

Drop your most unhinged, awkward, hilarious or cursed date stories. No judgment, let’s laugh together 😂

[444● @Bespokeramba]

@MarindaVannoy1 😂😂have the same shiit

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Mine: Matched with a girl who seemed normal. Date starts great, then mid-dinner she pulls out a notebook and starts ranking my facial features out of 10 while explaining why my nose is 'mid'. I paid the bill and left before dessert. Still have trust issues 💀

[444● @Bespokeramba]

Worst date story thread anyone!!!! I’ll go first this shit was traumatic 😭

Drop your most unhinged, awkward, hilarious or cursed date stories. No judgment, let’s laugh together 😂

[444● @Bespokeramba]

The refs aren’t even hiding it anymore. Every time an African team is about to cook, suddenly there’s a phantom foul, a missed handball, or VAR decides to take a 5-minute smoke break. I’m officially declaring it: FIFA has a ‘no African quarterfinals’ policy 😂 Who else seeing ??

[444● @Bespokeramba]

@Selector_Kym @dcijuja Tuguziane jameni

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@joshmkenya02 @dcijuja Mbona una unfollow ndugu🥲tuguziane jameni