BaRokk YObama

Born in MIL, raised in ATL, UM Alum, Facebook Engineer, KΑΨ Centennial Nupe; IX, Spring 2K11, 2Klub, Songbird, Timekeeper...WILDKARD

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

You got players in the NFL RIGHT NOW who have domestic violence cases and multiple DUI’s. But apparently Caleb Williams painting his nails is sending the “wrong message” to kids. Y’all got it fam.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Difficult to admit but “go to the gym in the morning and enjoy the rest of your day” people are actually right.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

I think one of the best compliments is when someone can visibly tell that you go to the gym and they mention it

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo Keep your private life to yourself!

[S. @sagelovebars]

Who else noticed

U feel guilty the whole day if u skip the gym

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[visios. 𓍝 @lifeisjustvices]

Me still believing in Wemby while the whole timeline turns against him

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Toddler naps aren’t for the toddler. They’re an evolutionary grace period for YOU to mentally prepare for round 2 🤗.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Crazy how it takes 6 months to see progress in the gym but only 12 days to lose it.

[. @emmasarchivee]

BRO EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYTHING HAS CALORIES

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[BaRokk YObama @Best2EvaTweet]

Dawg 😩

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

I did not realize how many people don’t stop to check in with themselves and trusted counsel in emotionally charged situations to make sure they not tripping. Because we be tripping sometimes and need somebody to say pump the brakes

[BaRokk YObama @Best2EvaTweet]

Been preaching this from the mountaintops for years but banana peppers really take your sandwich from a zero to a hero 💯

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Yesterday my life changed………

I put Banana peppers on my sandwich yesterday for the first time ever and it was amazing . I have seen the light

[Cameron Van Til @CameronVanTil]

Russell Wilson finished his career with 46,966 passing yards and 5,568 rushing yards.

To put that in perspective, no other player in NFL history has reached both 35,000 passing yards and 4,000 rushing yards.

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

You need about 4 different incomes right now to be aiight.