Typical Girl

If you can relate to my tweets, you're just typical.

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it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST N BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I CANT DEAL WITH THIS

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sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

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we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

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Why stress over someone that won't even text to see if your alright?

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parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things

me: yes but today is not that day

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Ridiculous Phrases Men Use to Break Up with Women - https://t.co/PYVbZFsBg8

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If a girl is silent, it's dangerous. They're either: about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

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me:

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sure being pretty and having a beach body might be nice but have u tried pizza

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sleeping with a fan on is essential

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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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Going through snap chat, twitter and insta in the morning when you wake up as if it's a news paper

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I want to refresh my mind. Delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes, and save all the happy moments.

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girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but we sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago

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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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have u ever had to restart a song because u spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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do u ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur just like

“that is you"

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I just want to know if you meant everything you said. I don’t want you back, I don’t want an apology, I just want the truth.