Morning #parents. Super excited my website is starting to rank in Google for words I want, not just randoms.
Follow/Like/Retweet for #baby content, #news#reviews and #parenting tips.
But listen, there are five-year-olds out there who LOOK like they're seven. You see one of 'em coming at you on the street, are you gonna stop and ask her how OLD she is before you tase her? The people who write these guidelines must live in some kind of cotton-candy dreamworld.