People: You were gone for a month
Me: AH YOU LOSERS ARE WATCHING MY EVERY AWESOME MOVE, HMMMMMM PINING AWAY FOR THE BEING THAT IS ME. TO BE BACK AND REMINDING YOU ALL OF YOUR WEAKNESS. How sad, kehehe.
@PrizedKirkland "What do ya mean too much freedom, I can't go about like I did unifying losery countries from those twerps that did nothing any more"
Finds myself a packet of biscuits and a beer and starts munching.
"Ya said it with ya body language, that's 90% of communication, so I'm told."