This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
Think we have *at least* 11 players priced £6.5m or under on pens to start the season.
Kluviert - MID - £6.0m*
Buendia - MID - £6.0m
Groß - MID - £5.5m
Wright - FWD - £5.5m
Mateta - FWD - £6.5m
Ndiaye - MID - £6.0m**
Garcia - FWD - £6.0m***
McBurnie - FWD - £5.5m
Calvert-Lewin - FWD - £6.0m
Le Fee - MID - £6.0m****
Solanke - FWD - £6.0m*****
* Not 100% sure on his minutes but expect him to take ahead of Tavernier when on the pitch. When Kroupi is fit it might be a different story.
** If he leaves the replacement taker will be £6.5m or under regardless
*** Assuming he takes pens, might be Iwobi or very very outside chance of Robinson
**** Diarra may also take some
***** Relies on him actually staying fit but as it stands fairly sure he'd be first choice for Spurs
Update: After yesterday's report, it's been confirmed that this Xbox Game Pass game has been delayed (except the delay is a bit longer than we expected) ⏬
https://t.co/D41n7ilmps