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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. *Parody Account Not Affiliated with Ellen DeGenres*

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Ask a girl on A DATE. Not a "idk what do you wanna do?" Plan something out. Doesn't matter how expensive. That girl will worship you.

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Do guys think we wear the same leggings every day or do they realize girls have like 21 pairs 😂

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it's 2014

why do I still have to charge my phone

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Most depressing transformation Tuesday you will ever see #littlej

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Best dad award

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if a girl watches a sport bc she thinks a player's hot then let her,its not like guys watch the VS fashion show bc they want to buy new bras

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I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that.

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Just a daily reminder

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Ellen Degeneres for president 2016

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I hate when I have plans and I'm all dressed up and the other person bails so I'm just at home like