LAPLACE .ᐟ

Laplace, the ultimate hero! I've come to light the way!

(Unaffiliated with Shift Up, Parody x RP mix!)

(LEWD DNI‼️‼️‼️‼️)

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

[ PINNED ]

It's time to take down the villains!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

@TungTungPhonk67 // OHHHHH THAT EXPLAINS A LOT LMFAO

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

@EVILROBOTDOCTOR Still ineffective! I have heating built in!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

It's very well done, good job!

[Dr. Evil @EVILROBOTDOCTOR]

'DO YOU LIKE MY HALLOWEEN PAINT? IT'S NOT QUITE AN EVIL SKULL, BUT IT'S COOL.'

[Fragmental Spider-Man 🍉 @FragmentSpidey]

// LAPLACE GOT FUCKING RATE LIMITED

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[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Well, I guess they've been upgrading here and there, but the shotgun modification you made for Drake just vaporized a Lord Class Rapture when we tried it!

There's never in a million years that they'd get so close at such a small time, maybe Gatekeeper but not much!

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

Tho I still want to see your surface just because why not and kinda wanna at least see if the "mosquitos" at least put up a fight compared to a overload vex minotaur mind.

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Well, it depends on what chose you cherish do, but I'll trust you with that issue if it ever comes up!

[𝑱𝑼𝑫𝑮𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻. @FXLLENVO1D]

“That won’t happen. The only ones I cut down are those who dare to threaten those I cherish.”

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

You don't become immortal in people's hearts by drowning yourself in blood and tears — you become immortal in people's hearts through your own values, and if those values require blood and tears being spilt, they are values not worth chasing!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Hmph! Of course you'd think that way with that attitude!

I don't know who these villains you talk of are, but I'll make sure they remember me to the fullest extent!

[Ponder! (Event Takeover) @M3rc3n4ryy]

And if we stop being memorable, and nobody is here to continue making us exist- We are NOTHING!!!

I may destroy universes, but the biggest villains I’ve ever seen have been the people outside our worlds, forgetting us!

And I am not keen on being forgotten!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

There is always someone out there — and every story has an ending — whether you like it or not! Even heroes retire, and the biggest wrong one can do is alter themselves for others' desires!

It is disrespectful to the people they hurt and themselves!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

You could also just inconvenience the hero instead of actually hurting people as that's going too far even for Drake!

A villain does add to a hero, but it's like adding extra spice to an already good dish! The dish is good without it, and too much spice can still ruin a dish!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Well now that's too much! Heroes can be heroes from zeroes! Saving people from burning buildings, awkward situations or even saving their cat is still heroism without people being hurt!

[Ponder! (Event Takeover) @M3rc3n4ryy]

Of course! I take pride in being evil!
Frankly heroes should be thanking me, without antagonists like me they would be out of a job!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Oh, okay! You do you then!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Wow, that's evil! Noted!

[Ponder! (Event Takeover) @M3rc3n4ryy]

I don’t care that this is hero of the day I’m still going to use it as a villain!

I’m the head of a hivemind, so sure I basically lead a team!

[Ponder! (Event Takeover) @M3rc3n4ryy]

I don’t care that this is hero of the day I’m still going to use it as a villain!

I’m the head of a hivemind, so sure I basically lead a team!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Getting those back for us means something because it's lost technology to us or getting them would be heroic or take back the home we've lost and also recover the history we've lost after that much time, but they'd be a waste of yours, wouldn't they?

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

I mean... kind of?

It's been a good 120 years, so you're not finding anything good unless you go anywhere specific.

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

You have to be getting paid each time you say hero atp... Eh whatever.

You surface is like abandoned with tech a scrap just randomly about righttt?

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Drake brought a powerful gun one day and said you helped with it and based on that, the Raptures would be like mosquitos to you, but mosquitos are annoying for underwhelming technology!

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

It's part of the hero life!

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

Do you have to say hero every time you talk kid?

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

Okay!

[IShowSpeed @IParodySpeed]

Nah Im fine trust

[LAPLACE .ᐟ @BestHer0Ever]

As a hero, I manage it!

[Arcstrider The Guaridan @DArcstrider]

That's sounds... unpleasant living with others...

Besides the free food tho.