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Best joke we've posted so far!! #lolz

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@alanwayneradio Keep up the good work

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@BestJokesEverUK Police are searching for a thug who pushed all the members of mick jaggers band so hard they landed flat on their faces..a spokesman said "We will leave no stone unturned..."

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@LukeTheNuke180 Karma always comes back and bites you! #sufc #twitterblades

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@BestJokesEverUK "That fruit looks quite old......"
"It's an elderberry...."........

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Tried to walk to start of @Roundshefrun and fallen over 6 times in snow and ice. Insane this

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"I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard"
#1pun #EdFringe24

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"Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful."
#1pun #EdFringe24

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"I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it!"
#1pun #EdFringe24

[dan @growupdan]

Glad Ramadan is over, fed up of Muslims randomly pushing in to me

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@BestJokesEverUK Noticed a small donkey being pulled over at the airport after bags of cocaine were found....it was a drugs Mule....

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@Jcov1998 You've had a mare boy and been caught out. Joker of the week award goes to you, enjoy the game on tv!

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@alanwayneradio Keep them coming!

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@BestJokesEverUK Was pulled over by the police earlier..
"Have you ever had your eyes checked....?"
"No, they've always been blue..."....

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@alanwayneradio Superb

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@BestJokesEverUK I'm in Romania and staying in a nice hotel...
"Bucharest?"
No, I'm working.......

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"I've got a big birthday coming, so I'm off to see that 1980s reggae / pop band from Birmingham"
"UB40?"
"Cheeky sod. I'm only going to be 35!"
#1pun

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@Christoph0512 @mattletiss7 Sounds like the clown is actually suggesting the jab increases the chance of catching covid 🤣. @mattletiss7 ...our joke of the week!

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Just come back from Asda. Group of teens outside "excuse me will you get us 20 Richmond, please" So I agreed to do it, thinking thats my good deed done for the day.
When I handed them over they started effing and blinding at me! They can get their own feckin sausages next time!!

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@SunnyEdwards We'll finish him for you sunny

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@afowler06 Haha ok. Our joke of the week ladies and gentlemen @afowler06