Matt Smith

I am just me a regular guy that loves the University Of Utah Utes, The Pittsburgh Steelers and The Saint Louis Cardinals. Redheaded women are my kryptonite.

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@ardhiasaY The broken left hip ??

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@Ella_5b8 Which side causes you to see Godzilla ???

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@sabamaliktmhg Find a new boyfriend !!!

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@AshleyPerkins89 I absolutely LOVE when the puppies come out to play !!!

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Rodney Dangerfield spent decades telling America that he got “no respect.” At 72, after a lifetime of turning rejection, disappointment, and failed relationships into comedy, he married Joan Child, the Santa Monica florist who had spent ten years seeing the gentle man behind the famous red tie.

Their story began in 1983. Rodney walked into her flower shop and opened with a line so unusual it sounded like one of his own jokes. Joan recognized him immediately.

She had watched him on television as a teenager, and now the comedian she remembered from “The Tonight Show” was standing right in front of her. Rodney asked what kind of drugs she liked.

Joan, raised in a conservative Utah Mormon family, innocently replied, “Antibiotics, I guess.” Rodney was fascinated. He kept returning to the shop, often while she arranged flowers, until those visits became something they both looked forward to.

Years later, Joan remembered that first moment with deep affection. To her, it felt like love at first sight. She saw a fascinating man with unforgettable blue eyes and a warmth that made her smile. Rodney was already a famous comedian, but their relationship moved slowly.

They dated on and off for nearly ten years. He was about three decades older, lived an unusual comedian’s lifestyle, and carried the history of a difficult first marriage. But Joan saw something others missed.

She waited for his phone calls. She looked forward to his visits. She loved the private humor that existed when no audience was around. The world knew the man who joked about being unwanted. Joan knew the man who wanted to be understood. She later described him as the funniest person she had ever known, but also as intelligent, caring, and deeply tender.

That difference mattered. Because at home, Rodney did not have to perform rejection. On December 26, 1993, their long courtship suddenly became a marriage. Rodney and Joan went to Las Vegas, found a wedding chapel, and said their vows. He was 72 years old.

The comedian who had spent decades turning loneliness and marriage troubles into jokes had finally entered a different chapter. Even after marriage, Rodney never stopped writing comedy. Joan became his favorite audience.

He tested jokes on her, teased about married life, and made her laugh. She understood something important. Humor was not just his career. It was the way he survived pain, depression, aging, and memories from a childhood where affection was often hard to find.

Their life together was unconventional. Rodney kept comedian hours, sometimes staying awake until the early morning. Joan managed much of their daily life and stayed beside him as his health declined.

When he underwent brain surgery in 2003, she never left his side. She even joked that she sometimes needed an older husband because keeping up with Rodney was exhausting. Then came 2004. Rodney faced serious heart problems and underwent valve replacement surgery.

Complications followed, including a stroke, infections, and other medical issues. He slipped into a coma. Joan stayed close. The florist who once watched him walk into her shop was now waiting for any sign that he was still there.

Eventually, Rodney opened his eyes. Joan remembered the moment. He kissed her, squeezed her hand, and smiled at his doctors. Rodney Dangerfield died on October 5, 2004, at 82.

He left behind decades of laughter, nearly eleven years of marriage, and a love that lasted far beyond the jokes. The man who spent his life asking for respect finally found someone who gave it to him every day. ❤️

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@CndAspect I’m thinking Plan A is more logical because you drive around the sports complex rather than over it.

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@Elonupdate88 Who the fuck doesn’t ??

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@Mila_zeem The iPad

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@Anamta_ali_ I came up with 19 !!

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@Eden__04 The cell phone in her purse.

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@Eliza_7979 Back then it would have been a rotary style phone. I must be blind because some people are saying the cell phone. I have looked a couple of times and still can’t see a cell phone !! Would one of the people that answered cell phone please tell me where the cell phone is ?

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@sophiemood82 I love convincing myself that I can see your nipple through that top.

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@mrxuniverseus Definitely the dog !!!

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@AshleyPerkins89 Some of if not the best looking “t!ts” (your word not mine) I’ve seen in the longest time ! Let’s not forget those beautiful nipples !! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - It isn’t a tit pic if you can’t see the nipples !!! Thank You for keeping your
promise !!!!!

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@Soniabrwg She is PERFECT !!!!!

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@DakotaBlushing And Thank the Lord for that one !! It makes me smile so you don’t just say to make someone smile but you provide the material to make me smile !!!!!

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@AshleyPerkins89 Sorry but I can’t pick just one. So I am going with number 2 or 4 !!!

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@AshleyPerkins89 Now those are Big Beautiful Breasts !! Just curious do I think God or a surgeon for them ?? LOL

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@ImBrettRossi WTF ?? I can’t believe that there are people that are so delusional that they think that they have some kind of relationship with you !! Dude I think you need to have some sense slapped into that thick skull of yours !!!

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@mrsandiofficial Morning ya tease !! LMAO !!!