Things Erin Says

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[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

i am a beautiful japanese man

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

i went get chloe a chalupa and ran over a possum on the way

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

[slurping noises] that's all i have to say

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

got a skeeter bite on my nut sack

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

my knee doesn't want to swag with me anymore

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

just one hit of marijuana and you're hooked on heroin

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

wash ur sticky bits

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

and then sydney gets all soggy

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

i drank the tooth chip, choked it down

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

i just stealth vape because i'm a rule breaker kinda person

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

"that's a fancy glass"
i'm a fancy person

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

socket! then pack for socket

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

The Psoas Is The Muscle Of The Soul

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

Pelted By My Flying Skate

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

You Guys Are Lucky You Didn't Get Pelted By My Flying Skate

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

and im like "what the hell?"

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

she likes the look of me and my willy

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

you have a cast. you're gonna sink. dumbass. gonna stink to holy hell.

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

right into the corn field children of the corn. corn. jesus christ

[Things Erin Says @BestOfErin]

stab ya right in the ass