Fabulous Whale Facts

The best whale facts on the internet.

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Whales have never been to the moon

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The difference between whales and the sun is that whales are not on fire

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Whales can not have a baby deer

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If you purchase a whale online, it likely won't show up in a box

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Whales are a lot like conmen if you throw money at them they'll likely swim away

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#ThisIsNotAWhale

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The difference between a whale and a toaster is that a whale is not a toaster

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You can't put a whale in your bed

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Whales don't meow

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A whale will not fit in your closet

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If you spot a whale walking down your street be quite scared as something has gone horribly wrong

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Whales do not wear diapers, they pee in the ocean.. Where you swim

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Whales ate too fabulous for you

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Whales don't eat watermelon

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Whales are not IPhones. Do not try to call someone from your whale as it won't work.

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If a whale wanted to wear Jordans they couldn't, simply because they have no feet.

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The whales didn't see you there, they were to busy blocking out the haters.

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Whales enjoy to human watch just as humans enjoy to whale watch.

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Whales won't bring all the boys to the yard. Whales can't make milkshakes.