Professor Parabolic

Hodl Bitcoin and go touch grass.

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

LFG!

[Catherine Herridge @C__Herridge]

DIG DEEPER: After the clash between @SecScottBessent + @SenRonWyden I ran "Adam Wyden" through the DOJ Epstein Files portal:

29 hits including this April 2016 "thank you email" via Epstein’s assistant

Video clip @theblaze

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@CNBC

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@YahooSports @ESPNNBA TDS destroyed Gregg 🤣

[Ahmed Khalifa @_A_khalifa]

This is what the
Islamic Republic of Iran
has given to Muslims!!

[Department of State @StateDept]

.@kilmeade: “The competence of Secretary of State Marco Rubio I don’t think can be challenged.”

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

Marco Rubio dismantled Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove after she repeatedly cut him off and refused to let him answer during a House Foreign Affairs hearing.

Rubio fired back: “Why am I here if I don’t get to answer your questions or your defamatory statements?”

He added: “You get asked questions for five minutes and you don’t get time to answer? It’s not a hearing!”

A hearing where witnesses aren’t allowed to respond isn’t oversight — it’s political theater.

[DOJ Rapid Response @DOJRR47]

ICYMI: @RosaDelauro is not a lawyer and learned yesterday that fake news articles aren’t the basis of a criminal investigation.

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@stoolpresidente

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Wow!

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@CarsonTalkMoney @ISAtoSixFigures I am a maybe about anthropic too. I am a definite about: AAPL, AMZN, GOOGL, MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, SpaceX (no rush will be after the IPO). But we need to see how this circa $4 trillion new market cap impacts the price of other stocks on our shopping lists.

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@kaitlancollins Cheer up. The Donald clowning you again made the rest of us smile. 😀

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@scplaybook1 @randostatsguy I started the season with Terrell despite him being on the bye round 1 😬

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@clem_cassidy @scplaybook1 Your rank suggests you will be fine, Clem. But a struggling mortal like me thousands of ranks behind you is drawn to a smash and grab like Siegwalt like a moth to a flame.

[New York Post @nypost]

Trump berates CNN's Kaitlan Collins for not smiling in Oval Office: 'Such hatred in her eyes' https://t.co/JgK2a58EYr

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@antmarino0897 @Giants @nyknicks Actually I am a life long @Giants fan. I have been disgusted with what has been going on. The Pollyanna praise of Harbaugh and Abdul Carter putting his TDS ahead of the team.

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@CarsonTalkMoney @ISAtoSixFigures How much cash have you set aside to buy anthropic and/or https://t.co/pdhAVMBbgl?

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@CarsonTalkMoney @ISAtoSixFigures How much cash have you set aside to buy SpaceX?

[Professor Parabolic @BestProBets]

@HardRockBet Your bait is smelly...